Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
how can u be prego again
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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