I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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