You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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