Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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