Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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