All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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