tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
bring money and cleavage
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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