I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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