Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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