And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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