Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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