whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
How external is "for external use only"?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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