on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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