Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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