How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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