dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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