the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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