pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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