How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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