Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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