His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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