If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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