Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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