Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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