So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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