she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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