I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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