I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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