My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
