were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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