How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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