My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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