she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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