the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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