she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
