Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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