Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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