So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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