windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
whose parrot is this?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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