girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Randomize
