if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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