it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
