i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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