i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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