How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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