And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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