It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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