It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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