My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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