So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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