I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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