You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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